I've got an idea

So when we all have barcodes built into our wrist or whatever they need to add in a way to tag assholes. Like when you go into a business, if you are being a horrible customer, the person behind the counter puts a ding on you but you don't know it. When you get say five dings you have to go to a training class. If you fail a second time, jail. Three, sent off to an island with other assholes.

This is a brillant plan. I'm telling you now.

People need to learn to be nicer. End of story. I'm going to watch Jersey Shore now.

Roommate wanted

So I have an idea.

WANTED:

Attractive guy to pay part of my rent. I'll only charge you $150 but you have to promise to always warm up my feet and hands. Any takers?

Seriously, I hate the winter so much. So over this.